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Post by Ven on Oct 25, 2004 1:51:49 GMT 1
Got some good Middle-Earth news? Well, just as there is a good side of the story there is sometimes a bad side. Like for example: I got to meet Pippin yesterday!! But the bad news is: Diamond was also there...  So all you have to do is come up with bad news for the person above you and some good news for the next person. First Person: Merry got to ride with the Rohirrim! Second Person: But, he was tied to the extra bags. Arwen didn't leave Aragorn! (And so forth) So, here is the first one: Pippin is the Guard of the Citadel now!! ;D |
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Post by Rev on Oct 29, 2004 0:52:22 GMT 1
But..he was killed in the line of duty, and never got to marry his beloved *coughs*
Faramir dumped Eowyn and decided to maryy me!
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Post by duby<3 on Oct 29, 2004 1:01:44 GMT 1
But then he changed his mind (Eowyn is king's daughter) *sorry  * Orchs decided to leave Middle-Earth. |
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Post by Ven on Oct 29, 2004 20:31:59 GMT 1
But..he was killed in the line of duty, and never got to marry his beloved *coughs* Faramir dumped Eowyn and decided to maryy me! *cries*  NO!!!!!!!! But then they noticed that Sauron was there. Pippin *ISN"T* dead, and got to sing another song with Merry for *cough* "his beloved" |
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Post by Rev on Nov 6, 2004 21:15:14 GMT 1
but, while they stood on the table singing, Pippin tripped over his big hairy feet, fell on the floor, broke his neck and died. So he STILL didn't get to marry his *cough* beloved. The men successfully overcame Smaug! |
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Post by Ven on Nov 7, 2004 3:29:55 GMT 1
*cries* (Your sooo mean Rev!! j/k) But they didn't overcome his wife... Saruman was killed! |
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Post by Rev on Nov 7, 2004 4:05:41 GMT 1
(aww poor Ven! *grins evilisticably*)
However, his spirit haunted Middle Earth wreaking mischief until the end of the world.
Frodo finally got married to a hobbit lass.
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Post by Ven on Nov 7, 2004 4:16:48 GMT 1
...and then he left for Valinor. Pippin married me!!! ;D |
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Post by Rev on Nov 7, 2004 4:18:18 GMT 1
But during the ceremony, he suffers a heart attack from anxiety, and dies! So he *still* didn't get to marry his beloved! Eowyn marries a random Rohirrim dude, leaving Faramir free for me! |
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Post by Ven on Nov 7, 2004 4:19:41 GMT 1
..and then *he* has a heartattack and dies!!!!! Muahahaha!!!  *thinks of something other than Pippin* Aragorn was able to become King of Gondor! |
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Post by Rev on Nov 7, 2004 4:21:11 GMT 1
(Oh my goodness Ven!! You mean you can acctually think of something other then Pippin?? Who'd have thought? *giggles* )
But, an undefeated army of Haradrim stormed the city, and took Aragorn away.
Arwen married Aragorn and didn't have to give up her immortality
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Post by Ven on Nov 8, 2004 1:49:49 GMT 1
...but that didn't stop her from being killed by the same Haradrim that killed Aragorn! Elrond got to play Agent Smith in the new Middle-Earth Matrix!!! |
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Post by KellGirl13 on Nov 9, 2004 0:40:07 GMT 1
But Neo killed him. ;D Sam can cook!! |
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Post by Ven on Nov 9, 2004 1:30:24 GMT 1
...but Eowyn's stew, that he taught him, killed him. Pippin showed me his awsome Gondorian Helmet!! |
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Post by KellGirl13 on Nov 9, 2004 1:49:24 GMT 1
...But then Pippin conked you over the head with it.
Frodo's cute!
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