Poetry Contest #4

[Ven]

Well, with how well the last one did I thought I would try a newer one j/k

This time around, I'm just going to make the topic a little more bolder.

Topic:
Characters of Middle-Earth

Due date:
The 1st of March

Rules: Just keep all of the normal site rules in mind while sending in your poem. You may submit as many as you'd like

[Ven]

Well, I'm late, but this one has only received one submission, leaving that person in 1st place. So, here is LilPip's poem for the contest!

Saving the world
was not a part of his plans.
He defeats the evil foes.
with only pots and pans.

He is Sam “the Brave,”<br>his favorite time is Spring
and yet he is a member
of the Fellowship of the Ring.

Aragorn is destined
to become a marvelous king.
But with his father’s daughter
he had 60 year long fling.

He is always depressed
and we know that he can’t sing.
Yet he is a member
of the Fellowship of the Ring.

Pippin is a weird fellow
who dreams of nothing but food
He does nothing but act stupid
and he has an attitude.

And there’s probably a lot
that he forgot to bring
and he still is a member
of the Fellowship of the Ring.

Legolas is the prissy elf
that takes 24 hours to braid his hair.
And when Aragorn forgets to shave
He is rude enough to stare.

He should be taught a lesson,
or taken under Elrond’s wing,
He was allowed to be a member
of the Fellowship of the Ring?!!??!

Boromir has absolutely no taste
in fashion or in style.
He should be sent away
to a VERY distant isle.

He’s easily entertained
with a mere thread and string,
And he is still a member
of the Fellowship of the Ring!?

Merry is a stupid name,
and people think he is a girl.
His hair is way too poofy
and there’s a strand that didn’t curl...

He tried hard to work the sword
but he couldn’t even swing!
I can’t believe he’s a member
of the Fellowship of the Ring!

Gandalf is just a little bit too old
And more than a little bit unwise
He’s stupid enough to try and fight
A balrog THREE TIMES his size!

His beard drips into the food
as he cooks some disgusting thing.
And yet he’s chosen to lead
the Fellowship of the Ring!

Gimli, is just too short
And thats enough said.
I heard from Legolas the other day
that he always wets his bed.

He is a little bit too ugly.
He spends his time belching
And yet he is a member
of the Fellowship of the Ring

Now Frodo he is just
a bit psychotic.
And everything he does
proves that he is idiotic

He never told anyone,
but 9 times he lost Sting!
I can’t believe he is trusted,
to carry The One Ring!!?!


Congrats! ;D And wonderful job with it! ;D